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Ole and Swen Go Fishing

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    Ole and Swen Go Fishing

    Ole and Swen were fishing one day, when Sven pulled out a cigar.

    Finding he had no matches, he asked Ole for a light.

    "Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he replied.

    Reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.

    "Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic lighter in his hands,
    "Vere dit yew git dat monster??"

    "Vell," replied Ole, "I got it from my Genie."

    "You haff a Genie?," Sven asked.

    "Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle box," says Ole.

    "Could I see him?," Sven asked.

    Ole opens his tackle box and sure enough, out pops the Genie.

    Addressing the genie, Sven says, "Hey dere! I'm a good friend of
    your master, vill you grant me vun vish?"

    "Yes, I will," says the Genie.

    So Sven asks the Genie for a million bucks.

    The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting
    there, waiting for his million bucks.

    Shortly, the sky darkened and is filled with the sound of a million
    Ducks flying overhead.

    Over the roar of the million ducks Sven yelled at Ole, "Yumpin' Yimminy,
    I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"

    Ole answered, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat DA Genie is hart of hearing.
    Do yew really tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic?"
    Regards Billy Boy :)

    .`.??.??`.??.??`.? ><((((?>
    ><((((?>
    .`?.??.???`?.??.???`?.? ><((((?>
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