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    A woman brought a very limp duck to the vet'soffice.
    >
    >As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and
    listened
    >to the bird's chest.
    >
    >After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so
    >sorry,
    >your pet duck Cuddles has passed away.
    >
    >"The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?"
    >
    >"Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," he replied.
    >
    >"How can you be so sure," she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any
    >testing
    >on him or anything He might just be in a coma or something."
    >
    >The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room, and returned a
    >few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever.
    >
    >As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs,
    >put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top
    >to bottom.
    >
    >He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted
    >the lab and led it out of the exam room.
    >
    >He returned a few moments later with a cat. The cat jumped up on the table
    >and also sniffed delicately at the bird from head to foot.
    >
    >The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and
    >strolled
    >out of the room.
    >
    >The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is
    >most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."
    >
    >Then the vet turned to his computer, hit a few keys and produced a bill,
    >which he handed to the woman.
    >
    >The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill.
    >
    >She screamed, "£150!"..."£150 just to tell me my duck is dead!"
    >
    >The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would
    >have been £20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now £150.
    In darkness we do what we can
    In daylight we're oblivion

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    • #3
      very clever and funny
      sensas /total angling

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      • #4
        Brilliant, one I can tell the woman in my life!!!lol
        John - Kingfisher
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