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Husbands rule the roost

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  • Husbands rule the roost

    The husband had just finished reading a new book,

    'YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE"

    He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
    Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, YOU
    need to know that I AM the MAN of this house, and my word is law!

    I’m going fishing this Saturday and when I get home you will prepare me a gourmet meal, and when I'm finished eating, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert afterwards.

    Then, after dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and after you give me a nice massage and lap dance I will bend you over the banister and have the sex that I want for a change.

    After that, you are going to run me my bath and scrub my back so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my dressing gown. Then I’m sticking the football on the telly and you can bring me a nice ice cold beer. Then you will massage my feet while I relax on the sofa.

    Then after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"



    His wife replied,


    "The f*****g funeral director would be my guess."
    Simon Young
    Admin
    Talk Angling UK fishing chat and tackle
    web design Doncaster - Limitless Digital

  • #2
    pmsl!!!

    the best i have read for a while

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    • #3
      Well at least he tried

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      • #4
        But you know you're wasting your breath

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        • #5
          very good
          sensas /total angling

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