Husbands rule the roost

[Oneabung]

The husband had just finished reading a new book,

'YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE"

He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, YOU
need to know that I AM the MAN of this house, and my word is law!

I’m going fishing this Saturday and when I get home you will prepare me a gourmet meal, and when I'm finished eating, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert afterwards.

Then, after dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and after you give me a nice massage and lap dance I will bend you over the banister and have the sex that I want for a change.

After that, you are going to run me my bath and scrub my back so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my dressing gown. Then I’m sticking the football on the telly and you can bring me a nice ice cold beer. Then you will massage my feet while I relax on the sofa.

Then after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"



His wife replied,


"The f*****g funeral director would be my guess."

[poolsfodder]

pmsl!!!

the best i have read for a while

[ridgeacre]

Well at least he tried

[polepot]

But you know you're wasting your breath

[Dave]

very good