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Glaswegian Humour

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  • Glaswegian Humour

    Bono, the lead signer of the band U2 is famous throughout the entertainment industry for being more than just a little self-righteous.

    He is playing a U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland when he asks the audience for total quiet.

    Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds.

    Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone,
    "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

    A voice with a broad scottish accent, from near the front of the crowd, pierces the silence...

    "Well, f**king stop clapping then!"
    Regards Billy Boy :)

    .`.??.??`.??.??`.? ><((((?>
    .`?.??.???`?.??.???`?.? ><((((?>

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    pmsl good old scots
    sensas /total angling