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The boy with no body!

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  • The boy with no body!

    >A man is waiting for his wife to give birth.
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    >The son is just a head!
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    >But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and
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    >After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink.
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    >Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and
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    >With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his
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    >Whooosh! A torso pops out!
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    >The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy.
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    >The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again.
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    >The patrons chant "Take another drink"!
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    >The bartender still shakes his head in dismay.
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    >Whooosh! Two arms pops out! The bar goes wild.
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    >The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again.
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    >The patrons chant "Take another drink"!
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    >The bartender ignores the whole affair.
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    >By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches down,
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    >Whooosh! Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos.
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    >The father falls to his knees, tearfully giving thanks!!
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    >The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left.... then to the
    >right, right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs
    >over him and kills him instantly.
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    >The bar falls silent.
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    >The father moans in grief.
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    >The bartender sighs and says...
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    >(wait for it)
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    >(it's coming)
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    >(Ya ready?)
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    >(Don't hate me)
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    >(take a deep breath)
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    >"He should have quit while he was a head!"
    Simon Young
    Admin
    Talk Angling UK fishing chat and tackle
    web design Doncaster - Limitless Digital

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    Absolutely brilliant,i was doubled in laughter,cheers

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