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ohhh i love this one....

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  • ohhh i love this one....

    "Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing happens."
    "Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothing happens."




    "Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."



    "Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.



    "No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."



    "So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"



    "No, I have one every morning at 6:30."



    Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"



    "I don't wake up till 7:00."
    In darkness we do what we can
    In daylight we're oblivion

  • #2
    Nice 1 Larry PMSL
    Regards Billy Boy :)

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    • #3
      Tell me about it

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      • #4
        You may like it Neil but I'm 60!!
        John - Kingfisher
        Talk Angling Senior Member
        Club Record Holder on Grand Union Canal Knowle:D
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        • #5
          Oh no, it's Larry who loves it!!
          John - Kingfisher
          Talk Angling Senior Member
          Club Record Holder on Grand Union Canal Knowle:D
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          • #6
            no offence to any one older than me .i am a tranee pensioner cant wait till im old enough to fish the vets......
            In darkness we do what we can
            In daylight we're oblivion

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            • #7
              not sure i spelt trainee right...sounds bad
              In darkness we do what we can
              In daylight we're oblivion

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              • #8
                dont worry larry old people go to the doctors the same as the young
                sensas /total angling

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                • #9
                  nah them vets matches look good allways a good turn out at heronbrook and cudmore for them
                  sensas /total angling

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                  • #10
                    LT are you sure you don't want to share something else with us
                    [IMG]http://koszog.rx8.eu/_horg/garbolino_350.jpg[/IMG]

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                    • #11
                      lol trust me......
                      In darkness we do what we can
                      In daylight we're oblivion

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