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The Biker

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  • The Biker

    A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky
    clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because
    you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one
    wish."
    The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
    over anytime I want."
    The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic... think of the enormous
    challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach
    the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will
    nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard
    for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more
    time and think of something that would honor and glorify me."
    The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I
    wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels
    inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why
    she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can
    make this woman truly happy."
    The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
    Simon Young
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