These really are funny - I'm sure you'll all want to be pigs by the time you
> finish this.......
> > >
> > If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have
> >produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
> > (Hardly seems worth it.)
> >
> > If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas
> >is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
> > (Now that's more like it!)
> >
> > The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
> >body to squirt blood 30 feet.
> > (O.M.G.!)
> >
> >
> > A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
> > (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
> >>
> > A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it
> >starves to death. (Creepy.)
> > (I'm still not over the pig.)
> >
> > Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
> >> (Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
> >
> >>
> > The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is
> >attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head
> off.
> >> (Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)
> >
> >
> > The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
> >jumping the length of a football field.
> >> (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
> >>
> > The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
> >> (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a
> > pond?)
> >>
> > Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
> > (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over
> > quantity)
> >
> > Butterflies taste with their feet.
> >> (Something I always wanted to know.)
> >>
> > The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......
> > Because it can lift ah woman's hips with just one lick.
> >
> > Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
> >left-handed people.
> >> (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
> >
> >>
> > Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
> > (Okay, so that would be a good thing)
> >
> >
> > A cat's urine glows under a black light.
> >> (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
> >
> >
> > An ostrich's eye is bigger than
> > its brain.
> >> (I know some people like that)
> >
> > Starfish have no brains
> >> (I know some people like that too.)
> >
> > Polar bears are left-handed.
> >> (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
> >>
> >> Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
> pleasure.
> >> (What about that pig??)
> >
> >>
> > Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread
> >these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile
> >to, maybe even a chuckle.
> >
> > In other words, send it to everyone !
> > (and God love that pig!)
> finish this.......
> > >
> > If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have
> >produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
> > (Hardly seems worth it.)
> >
> > If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas
> >is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
> > (Now that's more like it!)
> >
> > The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
> >body to squirt blood 30 feet.
> > (O.M.G.!)
> >
> >
> > A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
> > (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
> >>
> > A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it
> >starves to death. (Creepy.)
> > (I'm still not over the pig.)
> >
> > Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
> >> (Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
> >
> >>
> > The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is
> >attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head
> off.
> >> (Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)
> >
> >
> > The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
> >jumping the length of a football field.
> >> (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
> >>
> > The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
> >> (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a
> > pond?)
> >>
> > Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
> > (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over
> > quantity)
> >
> > Butterflies taste with their feet.
> >> (Something I always wanted to know.)
> >>
> > The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......
> > Because it can lift ah woman's hips with just one lick.
> >
> > Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
> >left-handed people.
> >> (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
> >
> >>
> > Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
> > (Okay, so that would be a good thing)
> >
> >
> > A cat's urine glows under a black light.
> >> (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
> >
> >
> > An ostrich's eye is bigger than
> > its brain.
> >> (I know some people like that)
> >
> > Starfish have no brains
> >> (I know some people like that too.)
> >
> > Polar bears are left-handed.
> >> (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
> >>
> >> Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
> pleasure.
> >> (What about that pig??)
> >
> >>
> > Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread
> >these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile
> >to, maybe even a chuckle.
> >
> > In other words, send it to everyone !
> > (and God love that pig!)