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    You know those sayings that we come out with when we describe a person that isn't really the full ticket?? Whats your favourite?? Heres mine....

    The wheels spinning but the Hamster's dead!
    [I][url]www.aquonix.co.uk[/url]

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    The lights are on but no ones home.... he"s not a full shilling.....hes a sandwich short of a picknic.....theres a few bricks missing from that wall.....they"re not all locked up....if he"s sane i dont wanna be.
    Take nothing but photographs,leave nothing but footprints.

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    • #3
      He or she's on the wrong bus.:d

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      • #4
        sandwhich short of apicknick is my favourite

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        • #5
          Mal Watson
          Colin

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          • #6
            He's a window licker.
            I have an incidental on my left shoulder, he's always there, he's my friend.
            He says he gives me good advice. does he ?

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            • #7
              lol lads, keep em coming

              what about - he's only got one oar in the water, he'sa tinny short of a four pack, he's not wired up right !
              [I][url]www.aquonix.co.uk[/url]

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              • #8
                He"s not playing with a full deck.... if braincells were dynamite he wouldn"t have enough to blow his hat off.... the lift don"t go to the top floor.
                Last edited by hurricane; 16 October 2010, 03:03 PM. Reason: typo
                Take nothing but photographs,leave nothing but footprints.

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                • #9
                  If brains were cotton wool, he couldn't make a tampax for a canary.
                  I got a new rod for the wife. I'll miss her, but it's a quality rod.

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                  • #10
                    All his chairs are at home and half of them are rockers

                    The lights are on but no-one's at home

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                    • #11
                      If he had another brain cell it would be lonely.
                      On the gathering storm comes a tall handsome man, in a dusty black coat and red right hand.

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                      • #12
                        Think the lights on but theres no one in.

                        YouTube - Father Ted - Dougal Insulting Ted
                        Last edited by shooter7shooter; 16 October 2010, 07:18 PM.

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                        • #13
                          must be a fishery owner!!!
                          or
                          a tackle dealer???
                          stainforth angling full of loving for all ;)

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                          • #14
                            very popular one in walsall we simply refer to them as pig crap
                            new pb 151lb 11/08/12 oak pool,cobhouse

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                            • #15
                              If he was given a brain cell it would die of loneliness.
                              Slate short of a roof.
                              bent as a 9 bob note
                              The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others

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